Seitzy38's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DR. BEES]

Finally, a good comedy on Newgrounds that isn't "RANDOM VULGAR SHIT HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO RAND0M LOLOLO11!1!"

[Podunkton Nightlife]

HOLY CRAP! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVED PROJECT DCK WHEN I WAS LIKE 10.

THIS IS AAWWWWEEEESSSSOME!

[StarFox is Dead]

I uh...Don't get it.

[Toad's Turnpike Cruising]

I love the detail of the cars. being a car enthusiast, I can recognize the cars right away. other than that, not seeing much of a point other than for practice. I hate to blam it because it is just you practicing, but I don't think it needs to go in the portal. I suggest making this into a 'pimp my ride' game or maybe a full movie.

Might I suggest that you add some visible physics to this? Like, when a car decelerates, have the nose end of the car dip down slightly, and when it accelerates, show the car slinging back.

Verdict: Great art, but no substance.

hummerh14 responds:

thanks im a car enthusiast to I cant wait until I can buy my first car and customize it.

[Until It's Gone]

Very creepy, I liked it. it was a solid video. heh, I don't have much else to say.

[Regular News Debate]

Beanbags?

[Desktop Stripper]

now THIS is good Dark Humor

Funny stuff, really sums up what dating a stripper is like (or so I've heard)

[American Pokemon]

Pretty Terrible

I love dark humor, I pretty much invented it. I make at least 1 horrible, offensive joke every day because it gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling in the bottom of my heart that I offended someone. But this? It could have been funny, but you just made it sad. I understand you weren't TRYING to be offensive or mock cancer patients, but you did and you didn't even do it in a funny way.

JohnnyUtah responds:

a 19 year old invented dark humor? OH COOL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME STEAL YOUR IDEA.

jesus christ, GO GET A JOB.

[Leo & Satan IV]

Pretty good.

A few things I didn't like were the change in animation style, it was VERY slight, but there were a few things I noticed that were different.

Also, Leo's voice seems a little bit off. it was kinda weird, it didn't seem like Leo anymore.

Other than that, same ol' funny series, keep up the good work.

[LIFE + DEATH]

Very Shitty

but very hilarious.

dun't get why people keep blamming and giving it zeros.