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Seitzy38

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I don't get the idea behind making a game intentionally frustrating, this is literally the reality of a 'broken game'. Remember the age-old excuse "I think my controller is broken"? In this game, it really is. Level 2 takes 20 minutes, which is really underwhelming. I like the idea of 'upgrading' but then again it's not really 'upgrading' so much as 'making the game behave the way it should'

The idea of the game is to intentionally glitch, but as we've seen with the over 10 years of history on Newgrounds, no one likes glitching.

Behind the admittedly original story line, it's still a regular side-scroll platformer, at least it has upgrades.

It's funny, the first time I beat the game, the General Sherman dude totally nuked the leftover soldiers and was like "You are all good men"

This time around, he didn't nuke the remaining soldiers. kind of interesting

I'd really like to know who made the song for the After-Battle screen/menu. It's very beautiful, I'd like to listen to it

I can't get past the tutorial

kor6k responds:

Could you give me a little more informations? The tutorial should end when you kill the enemy with 2 peasants.

Black Screen?

Robinson Crusoe has the fastest metabolism known to man.

one of them just randomly said "I'm Fucked!"

Van-pl responds:

hahah, I made that message appear in the debugging process, when the AI just got stuck at something. When you let the woodcutters cut all the wood, they instantly forget their duty, even when the trees had already grown back. It's more of a feature, than it is a bug ;)

boring.

Black Screen.

Love the music, I can't tell if I'm suppose to make the prisoners last or just kill them quickly? this a "see how long you last" game?

3's the best I can give now, not sure of the objective.

I really like Music, mainly grunge, but I'm pretty big into Ska, Punk, Psychedelic, even some Hip-Hop (as long as it's good)

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